threesomedale:

they should give every weird gay person with a niche media interest $1,000,000,000 and a production company

teaboot:

God I hate it when bananas are in a fridge and make everything taste like bananas fuck off bananas you don’t BELONG THERE. My ham tastes like banana ham my leftovers taste like banana macaroni my half finished boba tea is now black tea honey and banana ass shit. Fuck shit hell bitch banana get out of my fucking house

egberts:

egberts:

apps that use pop-ups to try to trick you into turning on certain settings by quickly clicking yes literally never work on me. a pop up stops me dead in my shit and confuses the hell outta me, now i’m mad and there is no way i’m turning that stupid setting back on

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